I guess most every blogger probably eventually maybe writes a blog post on how to find blog inspiration for writing blog posts. I’m not really suffering from lack of inspiration. Primarily laziness has prevented me from writing any real blog posts recently. This paragraph is boring.
Ok, so lists are a staple of blog posts. I’ll do that and I guess this will be a blog post about how to start a blog post from nothing.
1. Make a List
Why make a list? Because people don’t want to read long things. If you put numbers next to the words and make some of the text bigger, you trick them into thinking that you’re not wasting their time.
But don’t fool yourself––you are wasting their time. Do it proudly. Do it confidently.
2. Switch up the Text
Your readers are (possibly)
Americans!
They demand interesting fonts and THEY ARE TOO LAZY THEIR TIME IS TOO IMPORTANT to have to read every word on the screen.
So
SERVE THEM
and their attention spans by utilizing
{{{{{GRIPPING}}}}}
pulse-pounding
TOE JABBING
formatting.
3. Use Unique Images
Creating your own content isn’t just about words. It’s about
quality self-made visuals.
Like this:
My visual editor of choice is Google Drawings.
4. What is this about?
Huh…
I got a Snapchat and now I’m distracted.
My friend is telling me a story about a pizza delivery via snapchat.
He got a $20 tip from some rude guy.
Um…
Blogging is hard.
XOXO,
Justin Isaiah Dwyer
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