I’ve spent all week trying to think of what to blog about. I had a couple ideas that I didn’t write down, so I forgot them. Then I had an idea that I wrote down, and at the time it seemed compelling, but I just read it and this is what it was:

Did you Kill the Muffin Man?

That “you” should technically be capitalized, but that’s how I wrote it in my notes, so that’s how it’s fonna stay. I’m also typing this in 4px font, and even though I know there is a typo, I’m gonna keep it because it adds to ghe bit I think.

But it’s all I got, so let’s do this.

When I was a wee kiddo, I heard the Muffin Man song like every other wee kiddo. I always pictured a big, jolly anthropomorphic cartoon muffin (that was maybe more on the cupcake side). Kinda like this, but better:

But then Shrek 2 came out and shattered my childish imagination with this poorly lit guy:

^{I don’t know if I have to say this, but I don’t own this image. I assume Dreamworks does.}

I didn’t know where I was going with this until now, but now that I think of it, I guess Shrek 2 killed the Muffin Man for me. But I still want revenge.

And the dead zombie Muffin Man from my imagination wants revenge.